You've GOT to be kidding

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan.

(click on the title...new update).

Yes, another Royal news story..but WHAT a news story. And quoting Prince Charles' favorite comedian seems oh so spot on!

Camilla (or Pondscum as I call her) and Charles announced their engagement, and the walls began tumbling down into such a farce that I find I'm quite enjoying life these days. Let's see, their announcement is first leaked to the media a few days before Charles wanted it to be. He was not TOO upset with that. Now the order of things blur they have come so fast and furious. Prince Harry is NOT delighted at the upcoming wedding, dispite what the palace reported. Windsor Chapel, where C & C were to be married, is a no go...for "commoners" would then be allowed to marry there for three years...GOD FORBID!

Off Chuck and Camie go to a registry office. During this time the legalities of Charles getting married at all are tossed about by everyone, or so it seems. THEN the precious, most WONDERFUL moment comes...MUMMY (as in Queen Elizabeth) is NOT going to her son's wedding. Oh yes, we know the 'official' reason, but we also know the REAL reason, she cannot STAND Camilla.

Next we find out that NO SENIOR ROYALS will be coming to this joke of a wedding (meaning among others, Charles' siblings). Then we hear that the Queen will put on a gathering after the wedding, for family and friends. NOW it is revealed she won't allow formal TABLES for the meal, but want's only "finger food", for, it is "too early" for a "formal dinner". I wonder if there will be tables at all? GOOD GRIEF!! :) (I LUV the Queen!)

THIS IS PRICELESS! Pssst....Charles, just go off with Pondscum and give William the crown, much as he does not want it.

Now THIS is a soap opera...and I know Diana is doubled over with laughter just as I am.