A Legal Tampax

Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs). Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (laughs). Oh what a wonderful idea!
Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down! Excerpt form "Camillagate"

I am THRILLED (insert cough here) to report that Prince Charles is now a LEGAL (vs illicit) tampax, with Camilla now being the Duchess of Cornwall (or as well all really know, the new Princess of Wales).